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Scene: Shopping at the local grocery store.
I pull up to the display case that has the 'meh' quality buffalo wing tenders we purchased the previous week.
I lean over an pick up a bag and hold it about eye level.
"You shall never disappoint us again," I say imperiously, and drop the bag contemptuously back into the case.
I start to move away, but have to wait while my lovely wife is trying her best not to fall on the ground laughing...
I pull up to the display case that has the 'meh' quality buffalo wing tenders we purchased the previous week.
I lean over an pick up a bag and hold it about eye level.
"You shall never disappoint us again," I say imperiously, and drop the bag contemptuously back into the case.
I start to move away, but have to wait while my lovely wife is trying her best not to fall on the ground laughing...